Mashed Potatoes Ringtones

A little bit of bad luck And you go back to your house The clog is never unstuck The flow is disallowed For just a couple of bucks A diesel power half ounce You might as well light up Do you feel better now? Did you think that you could laugh about it Think that you could get around it Think that you could find another way When the time ticks by devoid of color Seasons blend into each other You know that you died before today You cannot do the right thing The little hours again Frontloaded pleasure Not gonna happen Still hanging onto the string You guess that it's okay then A little under the weather You'll bring it back again Did you think that you could laugh about it Think that you could get around it Think that you could find another way When the time ticks by devoid of color Seasons blend into each other You know that you died before today Holding on I'm running away from me

It's the latest It's the greatest Mashed Potato (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) A Mashed Potato started long time ago With a guy named Sloppy Joe You'll find this dance is so cool to do Come on baby, gonna teach it to you (Mashed Potato) Hear that groovy beat now (Mashed Potato) Come on and twist your feet now, baby (It's the latest) Come on, honey (It's the greatest) Come on, baby (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And then this dance just grew and grew They look for records, they could do it to They found this dance was out of sight Doin' the lion sleeps tonight (Mashed Potato) Yeah, a weem o wep a weem o wepa (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (It's the latest) Aw, baby (It's the greatest) Come on, honey (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Now everybody is doin' fine They dance along or a big boss line And they discovered it's the most, man The day they did it to "Please Mr. Postman" (Mashed Potato) Wait a minute, wait a minute (Mashed Potato) Deliver de letter (It's the latest) Come on, baby (It's the greatest) Oh, honey (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well they got with it, more and more You ought to see 'em around the floor The Mashed Potato took a long long list They even do it to "Dear Lady Twist" (Mashed Potato) Stand up from your chair now (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (It's the latest) Come on, baby (It's the greatest) Oh, honey (Mashed Potato) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Mashed Potato) Feel the groovy beat, yeah

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A man works hard then comes on home, Expects to find stew with that fine ham bone. He opens the door, then star to lookin', Says, Women, what's this stuff you're cooking? All that meat and bo potatoes Just ain't right, like green tomatoes. Here I'm waiting, palpitain', For all that meat and no potatoes. All that meat and no potatoes All that food to the alligators, yes. Hold me steady. I am ready For all that meat and no potatoes. I don't think that peas are bad. Whit meat most anything goes. I look into the pot. I'm fit to fight 'Cause, woman, you know that mess ain't right. All that meat and no potatoes Just ain't right, like green tomatoes. Woman, I'm steamin'. I'm really screamin' All that mean and no potatoes. Where is my fry and ham bone? Where is it?